The leaning tower of Arthur

Gentle reader, do not fear for the safety of Arthur: in a blatant abuse of artistic licence I have left … More

Green hair and skull cherries!

Kez, again, in the pub, again. I will admit that this doesn’t look as much like Kez as a couple … More

Our new cockerel, Tiberius Tyrrol, and two of his wives. He has a variety of wives but it was getting … More

This is our kitchen. Or, to be more correct, this WAS our kitchen until Monday morning; this week it has … More

At Mum’s 70th birthday party: Emma said I made her look like a Harlot (which, now I think of it, … More

Kez had big shiny balls round her neck, and a sort of 60’s style hair thing. The whole effect was … More

My apples are redder than your apples! Indeed they are, but my apples are heavily guarded. They are also few … More

Drawing people in the dark last night. The dark was not the difficulty, the difficulty was that people move about … More

Couple of drinks in the pub tonight. Tony was explaining to Andrew how he can set his central heating with … More

Delivery people came this afternoon. You need to watch delivery people, they are notorious for stealing a person’s logs. Arthur … More