The leaning tower of Arthur

Gentle reader, do not fear for the safety of Arthur: in a blatant abuse of artistic licence I have left … More

My Apples are redder than your Apples, 2nd October

My apples are redder than your apples! Indeed they are, but my apples are heavily guarded. They are also few … More

There is no cat here. There wouldn’t be a cat on top of my plan chest, sitting on my display … More

Delivery people came this afternoon. You need to watch delivery people, they are notorious for stealing a person’s logs. Arthur … More

Arthur has been doing the ironing. Ironing involves squashing fresh laundry flat with a warm object, therefore Arthur is ironing.

Arthur has spent a week or so in the small box of his choice. The first one had sides that … More

Arthur continues to be very pleased with his new boxes, this one is ideal for washing in. Personally I would … More

Arthur is delighted to announce that his theory on the boxes was correct. They have now matured and are much … More

Arthur is thinking outside the boxes. He is mildly surprised that none of these particular boxes will accommodate him today … More

Being an artist, I can actually say “Come up and see my Etchings”, and mean actual etchings. Arthur has decided … More