Being an artist, I can actually say “Come up and see my Etchings”, and mean actual etchings. Arthur has decided to Guard them this weekend. He needs to get guarding in at the weekend at the moment since we still have a house full of plumbers on work days, but he feels if he guards them well enough when he has the chance they will then be safe for the rest of the week.
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I have a printer friend who genuinely used that line to a young lady on their first date and yes, dear reader, he married her!
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Oh brilliant! But did she ever actually get to see the etchings, I wonder…? 😉
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