Spring into Action!

Arthur is ready! Spring is just around the corner. He knows this because he has once again found there are … More

Percy on van Gogh’s Chair

Percy on Vincent van Gogh’s chair. Van Gogh was also ginger, now I come to think of it, though it … More

This is our fruit bowl, but there is only one fruit in it. It is orange, and rather hairy.

Arthur and Percy had a little something of turkey giblets for afternoon tea. They also had a little game from … More

We have a new fancy-pants wood-pellet boiler. It is much greener than the old oil boiler, but Arthur is concerned … More

Gentle reader, do not fear for the safety of Arthur: in a blatant abuse of artistic licence I have left … More

My apples are redder than your apples! Indeed they are, but my apples are heavily guarded. They are also few … More

There is no cat here. There wouldn’t be a cat on top of my plan chest, sitting on my display … More

Delivery people came this afternoon. You need to watch delivery people, they are notorious for stealing a person’s logs. Arthur … More

Arthur has been doing the ironing. Ironing involves squashing fresh laundry flat with a warm object, therefore Arthur is ironing.