Percy’s Toes

Percy is flashing his toes whilst having a wash. It’s probably very provocative in cat-language.

Today I shall be wearing aluminium foil

It is the new look. It stops the aliens reading my mind. In the summer I had highlights brought on … More

This is the recovery position for winter swimmers, not for drunk people. Though addled brains, an inability to speak in … More

I know a certain lady fond of dipping. I would not be surprised if she had swum, summer and winter, … More

Tony and the cats were enjoying the log burner. I’m not saying it was hot in there, but the cats … More

Arthur is ready! Spring is just around the corner. He knows this because he has once again found there are … More

…at Vobster Quay. So foggy was it that the nice people who work there said could we just swim widthways … More

Guess how old Tony is? It’s not old at all if you write it in cats…

I chucked some branches of cotoneaster horizontalis* in with the chickens. The branches were covered in berries and I thought … More

I was up in Cumbria for the weekend, swimming, but that’s another story. Fleetingly, driving out of Great Langdale, I … More