Percy’s Toes

Percy is flashing his toes whilst having a wash. It’s probably very provocative in cat-language.

Today I shall be wearing aluminium foil

It is the new look. It stops the aliens reading my mind. In the summer I had highlights brought on…

Because of my drawings, it seems that Arthur and Percy are becoming quite well known to people who have never…

This is the recovery position for winter swimmers, not for drunk people. Though addled brains, an inability to speak in…

I know a certain lady fond of dipping. I would not be surprised if she had swum, summer and winter,…

Tony and the cats were enjoying the log burner. I’m not saying it was hot in there, but the cats…

Arthur is ready! Spring is just around the corner. He knows this because he has once again found there are…

…at Vobster Quay. So foggy was it that the nice people who work there said could we just swim widthways…

Guess how old Tony is? It’s not old at all if you write it in cats…

I chucked some branches of cotoneaster horizontalis* in with the chickens. The branches were covered in berries and I thought…